The ballad of Chunky

Posted On January 14, 2019

Here are various images from my time so far in Jurassic World: Evolution. It’s pretty much a modern version of Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis, one of my favourite games.

648350_screenshots_20190103231016_1 — Velociraptors love to break fences and go on rampages if it’s been stormy.

648350_screenshots_20190103231050_1 — Why must you be this way.

648350_screenshots_20190113232950_1 — This terrain is ridiculous.

648350_screenshots_20190113233528_1 — Flattering angles all around.

648350_screenshots_20190113233946_1 — Why do I not get to fire everybody when some of them are going around sabotaging things.

648350_screenshots_20190113234826_1 — Why though.

648350_screenshots_20190114000440_1 — That is certainly a method of transportation.

648350_screenshots_20190114004156_1 — A beauty.

648350_screenshots_20190114013417_1 — Chunky goes on the rampage.

Chunky was a Chungkingosaurus who got very upset when his companion died of old age. He broke out of the main herbivore enclosure on Isla Muerta and murdered some guests. I was very disappointed in him.

648350_screenshots_20190114013436_1 — I can’t believe you’ve done this.

648350_screenshots_20190114014157_1 — And then he did it again, on the other side of the park, because I took too long incubating another companion.

648350_screenshots_20190114014334_1 — Disappointed in you two for joining in.

648350_screenshots_20190114014422_1 — And then Chunky died of old age after being tranquillised,

648350_screenshots_20190114020931_1 — Local fossils for local people.

648350_screenshots_20190114030718_1 — A beauty.

648350_screenshots_20190114030947_1 — A thumby boy.

648350_screenshots_20190114031952_1 — Dinosaurs going everywhere.

648350_screenshots_20190114032801_1 — An odd place to die.

648350_screenshots_20190114055404_1 — This is the stupidest quote that has ever happened. I haven’t even unlocked gyrospheres yet so who the fuck is Josh.

648350_screenshots_20190114063237_1 — Some glare.

648350_screenshots_20190114064937_1 — !

648350_screenshots_20190114065816_1 — Why are you like this.

648350_screenshots_20190114070223_1 — I wish dinosaurs would stop making me carry them everywhere.

648350_screenshots_20190114073842_1 — My favourite carnivore looks a bit doofy.

648350_screenshots_20190114083743_1 — A ranger Jeep stuck in a triceratops.

648350_screenshots_20190114083957_1 — FAVOURITE OF FAVOURITES.

648350_screenshots_20190114084048_1 — Exciting.

648350_screenshots_20190114085042_1 — Heaven is full of Hadrosaurids.

P.S. if you like dinosaurs in general there is loads of really cool shit on Etsy.

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