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If I was in a game.


Freya Gwendolyn
Northern Inuit Dog
Born 19/6/2009
Died 11/11/2021 aged 12
Nicknames: Frey-Frey, Frey-Balloon, Buttface, Fluff-butt, Baby Frey-Frey.
Couldn’t have asked for a better dog.

Achatina Achatina Giant Land Snail
Born early 2018
Died 02/02/2022 aged 3-4
Nicknames: Joop, Joop-Joop, Jupa-Jup (like Chupa Chups), Big-J.
Cheeky doofus.

Body mods

Right forearm tattoo, 2016
Freya’s pawprint and her name in 4 alphabets (Latin, Cyrillic, Hebrew, Katakana)

Left ear: Lobe, vertical scaffold/ industrial (retired)
Right ear: Double lobe
Total 5 holes, all 14 gauge

Favourite Films

Jurassic Park (1993)
Ringu (1998)
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
EEAAO (2022)

Films everyone should see once!
Spooky Crew vibes.

I live for supernatural horror, and also enjoy sci-fi, thrillers, action, martial arts films, and comedies. I love cinema in general and will probably watch most films.

Favourite Games

Tomb Raider (1996)
Illbleed (2001)
Resident Evil (1996)
Soul Reaver (1999)
Phasmophobia (2020)
The Sims 3: Pets (2011)
Nightmare Creatures (1997)
Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee (1997)
Future Cop: LAPD (1998)
Blue Stinger (1999)

I love survival horror, action-adventure, platformers, simulation games (city-building, farming, running a zoo), and of course, multiplayer horrors that involve investigating and/or running from ghosts and/or demons.

Favourite TV

The X-Files (1993)
Blood Ties (2007)
Arrested Development (2003)
The Simpsons (1989)
Family Guy (1999)
Friends (1994)

TV everyone should watch once!

I tend to enjoy comedy cartoons, sitcoms, sci-fi/mystery, “monster of the week” format, police procedurals, and spooky things.

Current Music

Dance with the Dead (favourite band)
Gost (favourite artist)
Born of Osiris
Spiritbox (also favourite band)
Winter Severity Index
Dazzle Vision
Motionless in White
Casket Cassette
Male Tears
Fear Cult
Blind Seagull

My top 10 songs.

I tend to enjoy synthwave, darkwave, EBM/industrial, deathrock, and metalcore.


Animals (especially Bovids, Felids, and Molluscs)
Celestial things
Jewel-tone colours
Oriental cats
Spooky things
Tex-Mex food
Working dogs


Animal husbandry
Extreme vocals
Interior decorating
Knitting & crochet
Languages & alphabets
Lying down
Target shooting


Plain Kate by Erin Bow
The Silent Companions by Laura Purcell
Resident Evil #1: The Umbrella Conspiracy by SD Perry
The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton
Obsidian and Blood #1: Servant of the Underworld by Aliette de Bodard


Dark chocolate
Game shows
Grumpy mean people
Sea mines


Ethnic flags (I’m a vexillophile!)

British, Breton, French, Jewish/Mizrahi/Israeli, Japanese, Siberian/Sakhalin Ainu, South Indian, Bnei Mensahe/Cochin/Indian Jews, Balochi, Iraqi Chaldean, Assyrian, Swedish, pan-Scandinavian, pan-Iberian, Sephardi Jews, Mandate Palestinian, Hellenes, pan-Turkic, Northern Italian, Hazara, Finno-Ugric, Mozabite Berber, Egyptian, Circassian, pan-Chinese, pan-Slavic. Best summarised as Broadly Eurasian!

My personal flag
Personal lozenge (for fun, not awarded by heraldic authority)
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