Do you have a Letti in your life? Here’s how to tell if someone is a Letti:
First and foremost, a Letti is a definite homebody. Curling up on the sofa like a cat is a steadfast Letti hobby. Having said that, a Letti will have urges for occasional big bursts of adventure, usually to a green place where they can spot ducks or other people’s dogs. Lettis like dogs very much and often some cats. Lettis tend to be attracted to odd or hideous things, like the Secretary bird, the duck-billed platypus, the nudibranch, Yoda or Monsieur Ananas. A Letti will definitely dress for comfort over style, which leads to a lot of mismatched outfits and jewellery that never quite fits. A Letti may try to emulate Lara Croft’s manner of speaking but will still say things like “bitchin’,” “mate,” “can you not,” and “doin’ my nut in.” The main events of a Letti’s year are things like Halloween and the Eurovision Song Contest. A Letti probably either has intense feelings about things, or no feelings whatsoever, and not a lot of in-between. A Letti will feel very fierce sometimes but will also burst into tears if a dog sits funny. A Letti might be perceived as quite a strange person, but really, they just want to chill out and be happy with life.
So, with that in mind, here are some gift ideas 🎃🎂🎄🕎 for the Letti in your life:
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These items are from Etsy and Amazon, images belong to Etsy, Amazon, and the sellers of the items. I’ve only put them here to show the items.
Secretary Bird iron-on patch
A delightfully odd creature, now in the form of an embroidered iron-on patch for a bag, jacket, or anything else it will stick to. Available here on Etsy.
Graveyard nail stencil
These are for creating silhouettes of cemeteries with your nail polish. Spoopy, creppy! Available here on Etsy.
It’s hard to go wrong with anything shaped like a dinosaur or a skull; these combine the two and are neon. Available here on Etsy.
Eyeroll emoji patch
Your Letti probably does a fair amount of eye-rolling at things and may use this emoji quite often. Available here on Etsy.
Iced Coffee 4 Life patch
This one seems to be quite self-explanatory! Available here on Etsy.
Nacho takeaway earrings
Tex-Mex and takeaway are two things celebrated by Lettis, and here they are in earring form. Available here on Etsy.
They’ve got skulls on them and they keep you warm during the autumnal times! Available here on Amazon.
Spikey ankle boots
Your Letti is almost definitely eternally nostalgic for the original PlayStation, and probably also likes keyrings a lot, so this is a winning combination. It could also be used as a zip-pull, if you think your Letti has too much on their keys already. Available here on Amazon.
This one is a no-brainer! You get to make things glow in the dark and make a mess at the same time! Available here on Amazon.
Halloween pumpkin stress ball
Anself handheld sewing machine
Sewing machines may be quite difficult for a Letti; they are big, heavy, and often very expensive. While it obviously won’t stitch things to the quality of a full-size sewing machine, it’s undoubtedly handy for little jobs (such as going around the edges of iron-on patches?). Available here on Amazon.
I hope this inspires some gift ideas for your eclectic loved ones.