Because it’s going around Facebook and I am putting off the cleaning I don’t want to do:
1. Do you like blue cheese? It’s probably very nice cheese, but if it’s made with penicillium mould then I should avoid it.
2. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? Yes. I very much love them. I don’t smoke as regularly as most do though, I have one every now and then, usually when especially stressed.
3. Do you own a gun? I have 2.
4. What flavor Kool-Aid? N/A
5. Do you get nervous before a Dr appointment? I get nervous about leaving the house in general, mainly I feel a sense of despair about appointments in case nothing helpful is going to happen.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? They are great.
7. What is your favorite movie? Jurassic World.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Pepsi Max. An iced coffee also helps.
9. Can you do a push-up? Definitely not.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? I would say the tiny silver Magen David I was wearing under everything, but I get such a bad rash wearing any jewellery at the moment that I’ve pretty much stopped (aside from my silicone med bracelets and my friendship bracelet).
11. Do you have a favorite hobby? Lying down.
12. Do you have A.D.D? No.
13. Do you wear glasses? Yes.
14. Who was your childhood idol? Jill Valentine.
15. Name three thoughts at this moment? I need to put a bin bag in the dog bin outside. I really don’t want to clean the fridge. I am tired.
16. Name three drinks you regularly drink: Pepsi Max Iced coffee Water
17. Current worries? All the house stuff I need to do. Getting my dog not to poo all over the garden. Another Holocaust.
18. Current “hates”? The state of the motherfucking world. That women can’t object to being grabbed in the vulva, because describing their genitals counts as transphobia.
19. Favorite place to be? Anton Lakes
20. How did you bring in the New Year? In the garden, looking at fireworks.
21. Where would you like to go? I would like to go pretty much anywhere that will get some stamps in my passport before it expires.
22. Name five people who will do this? I have no idea.
23. Do you own slippers? Yes. Also some slipper-sock things.
24. What color is your shirt? I’m wearing a white cami with a black cardigan.
25. Do you like sleeping in satin sheets? I quite dislike how they feel, I like cotton and fancy trying jersey ones, since jersey clothes are the most comfortable things ever.
26. Can you whistle? Badly.
27. Where are you now? In my living room.
28. Would you be a pirate? No.
29 & 30???
31. Favorite food? Cheese and Jalapeño nachos.
32. What’s in your pocket? Dog clicker, treats, lighter, utility knife.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Probably something stupid on the internet.
34. What’s your favorite animal? Duck-billed platypus.
35. What’s your worst injury? I dunno but right now it’s whatever I did to my collarbone in November that’s still a problem. I don’t think a torn muscle should hurt this much for this long.
36. How many TVs in your house? 1.
37. Worst pain? Oh man I don’t even know. Everything hurts.
38. Do you like to dance? Only with minimal upper body movement while sitting. So essentially, no.
39. Are your parents living? Mum is, no idea about Dad.