Here’s some more madness from my current game of The Sims 3. I’m really gonna try to stop screenshotting things now.
An improved work uniform. Having said that, whenever I go to “Edit Town” and come back, my Sim seems to have a totally different work outfit, some barmier than others.The Bluth model home I built on the lot next door. It’s not perfect (especially the roof) but it’s pretty fun.This random dog knows what’s up.Halloween garden table all year round.An objectively hideous painting.
Couldn’t resist putting some Simlish hover-adverts on the side of the barn.Butt in the wall.Sweet Cola. I very much intend for my next dog to be a brown retriever named Cola, whether or not he’ll be a Curly Coat like the Sim remains to be seen.A knocker on the toilet door.Get out of the toilet bowl?!
We went outside to watch stars.A T-Rex head. Originally it was over the bed, but it somehow blocked people getting into bed, so I put it on a different wall.Swimming costume in the kitchen.Horse Austin having a nap in the Bluth courtyard.
Houses don’t have furniture until you’re allowed in.
It’s not perfect but I worked pretty hard on it.And the online floorplans available to use as a reference were pretty confusing.
The upstairs is definitely a tad wrong, and I had to put the master bed in a different place to make it work.
Lucille and Gob.
Buster blocking the stairs.Lindsay at the bar in her nightwear.
Napping outdoors.Michael always looks quite unhappy.Ghosts and stuff yo.
The dog having a nap near a snake.Lindsay turned into a zombie.A pool full of Bluths.The cat caught a blue-gold macaw and now I am in love with it.
This is a nice view aside from that meddling ghost.I could probably do with one of these machines in my life but also that looks uncomfortable.Weird reins.Look at this tiny cutie!Making an Egyptian-style house for a family of ghosts.A peashooter fighting a zombie.The living room of the ghost house.
It’s basically a weird survival house; this family have been burned before, because they are literal ghosts, so they “live” in this weird house to avoid anything else. I’ve decided they are in hiding from a mummy too, so everything is all sealed off and there’s pits around all the paths and stuff. One parent died from a haunting curse, the other from eating a magical jellybean, and the kid died from the mummy’s curse. All of these deaths may have been related to each other. None of them actually happened in-game though because I just made the family from scratch to populate the neighbourhood.
A slightly oversized bathroom.And the ghosts don’t even need to use the walkways!
Hello I am a ghost.Stair error. Building the walkways was a nightmare and I dunno why everything changed heights.
I also made a vampire family as neighbours. I used a pre-made house for them, but I did have to add items for the pets. I totally lost all creativity at this point; their dog is literally named “Floofy Doof.”
I definitely did not build this house.
While I wouldn’t say no to this kind of house in real life if someone was giving it to me, there’s just so much clutter and closed-off space.
I dunno why he’s dressed like that, but he seems confused about the pet feeder I put in.The cat seems to appreciate the litter tray though. And I do like those big useful bathroom counters they seem to have in America.The vampire house is at the back of our house, although it doesn’t look very good from a distance.Gob’s formalwear.
Buster in his floaty duck ring.An actual shark in our pool??!Nachos are the fucking best OK.This is a nice view.Weird snooker with a blender. For all I know, this is how real life pool/ snooker/ whatever works.Lucille in a swimsuit in our fridge.Bonehilda and Lucille failing to notice each other.Bonehilda fixing a sink.It’s a nice view at nighttime too.Disappearing into the horse.Big mouth.Aside from the glitchy bit of the bridle behind the horse’s teeth, it doesn’t look like there is a bit in the mouth, which would seem to make this bridle some sort of hackamore.
I used to think that bitless bridles were the bee’s knees (mainly when I was a teenager) but apparently they can cause problems; I remember reading something about how 20lbs of pressure from a human pulling on the reins can translate to something like 180lbs of pressure on the horse’s noseband and they can end up with broken nose cartilage. I can’t remember if I’ve got the numbers exactly right but it’s enough to make me think twice. It might just be kinder to have a rubber snaffle on a real life horse.
Will is always trying to walk off with the parrot.Yes to cats, no to ants.A cat scratching a possessed chair.Using a tent in the garden. I managed to set it on fire somehow.No to cats and also parrots?!Oh yeah them vegetables.Trash on our path for some reason?This was a poorly-timed screenshot, but a beautiful dog was thinking about dat spoop.
Still trying to foster some sort of relationship with wild horses.Mounting a horse in a Halloween costume.
I don’t know who this is.
Pool bar actually in use.
Watching some squirrels.Waking up and thinking about dog parks.Getting out of bed because the dog smells?
The moon!Haircut of the century.Heat ring not actually on the hob.I missed this before!That sweet alphabet.Don’t we all punch blocked toilets instead of using the plunger?Will napping on the Bluth sofa.And then in George-Michael’s bed.Watching TV: the classic Letti & Guillaume activity.I don’t know why this weird rope appears when there are already reins attached to this headcollar.A snake on my living room carpet for some reason.
Beautiful parrot is beautiful.Beautiful doofus.Successful jumping.Will doing laundry in the snow in a chef hat.I feel like one’s legs should not fly out like this when on a horse.Visiting a dog park, with a horse and not the dog.Horse neck fountain.
